[赛后帖]🏀湖人末节崩盘负活塞！东契奇30分8失误 詹姆斯生日夜17分
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湖人（20-11）：东契奇30分5板11助、詹姆斯17分4板4助、海斯13分2板2助、艾顿10分2板、克内克特10分2板、拉拉维亚9分4板1助4断、范德比尔特8分8板1助、斯玛特6分2板5助3断、史密斯3分1助、蒂耶罗3板1助、克莱伯1板、布朗尼2助。
活塞（25-8）：康宁汉姆27分5板11助、萨瑟19分2板5助2断、斯图尔特15分2板、杜伦14分8板2助5断、霍兰11分7板、艾维9分2板2助、格林8分4板2助2帽、奥萨尔7分2板3助、哈里斯7分、罗宾逊6分2板4助、里德3分2板、拉尼尔2分、詹金斯1板1助。
[–]KnicksYKG1998 509 points 6 hours ago
I’ve never seen so many layups. It’s truly incredible the Lakers are 20-11. They play no defense and their role players suck.
尼克斯球迷：没见过这么多轻松上篮。湖人20胜11负简直离谱。他们根本不防守，角色球员也菜得抠脚。
[–]nemo2023 203 points 6 hours ago
Pistons bench outscored theirs by over 30
球迷：活塞替补席得分比他们多了30多分。
[–]Lakersflaming_burrito_ 106 points 5 hours ago
That’s the story pretty much every night. People love to rip into our stars, and fair enough they deserve criticism, but I mean, do we really expect them to carry the rest of this dogshit bench every single game? There’s a reason Luka and Austin were putting up 40 and 30 every night earlier in the season, it’s because they had to. We have one of the worst benches in the league, we’re shallow at every position. As much as Luka gets criticized, I feel Iike he should be given more credit for this team having won as much as they have in the first place.
湖人球迷：每晚的剧本都差不多。人们喜欢狂喷我们的球星，他们挨批也活该。但说真的，我们难道指望他们每晚都拖着这坨屎一样的替补赢球吗？赛季初卢卡和奥斯汀每晚拿40分、30分是有原因的，因为他们不得不那么做。我们拥有联盟最烂的替补席之一，每个位置都缺人。尽管卢卡被各种批评，但我觉得首先应该给他更多肯定，毕竟球队能赢下这些比赛。
[–]Fire_Demon-215 938 points 6 hours ago
JJ is 100% quitting this job by April
球迷：我敢赌100%，JJ（雷迪克）干不到四月份就得撂挑子。
[–]Lakerssamhit_n 397 points 6 hours ago*
Every Lakers coach in history has either won a ring in their first season, or left without winning one.
湖人球迷：翻开历史书，湖人主帅的宿命：要么首季夺冠，要么黯然离场，从无冠军。
[–]Bullsthebranbran 148 points 5 hours ago
That’s honestly insane lol
公牛球迷：这统计也太魔幻了哈哈。
[–]PelicansHenrikCrown 173 points 6 hours ago
JJ presser tonight: I am not doing 51 more games of this!
鹈鹕球迷：JJ今晚的发布会！我可不想再执教51场类似的比赛了。
[–]TrickingOnYaSister 259 points 6 hours ago
maybe some podcasters can give JJ some coaching tips
球迷：要不……让那些播客主播给JJ支点招？
[–]TimberwolvesUWMN 716 points 6 hours ago*
The Pistons gave LeBron a grade A ass whoopin for his birthday. Elder abuse is what that was
森林狼球迷：活塞送了勒布朗一份生日大礼：一顿结结实实的胖揍。这属于虐待老年人了吧。
[–]PistonsCapital_G95 227 points 6 hours ago
The future is now old man
活塞球迷：未来已至，老头。
[–]NBAXDBoy018[S] 131 points 6 hours ago
what was that 4th quarter lol
球迷：那第四节打的啥玩意儿啊哈哈。
[–]ThunderIncaseAce 470 points 6 hours ago
That defense is something to behold they were getting whatever they wanted
雷霆球迷：这防守真是让人开眼了，对手简直为所欲为。
[–]magic_spam 331 points 6 hours ago
My favorite Laker play is when the team they’re playing gets a fast break off of an inbound because the whole Laker defense is walking to the other side of the court
球迷：我最爱的湖人战术：对手一发底线球就直接快攻，因为湖人全队都慢悠悠走回半场了。
[–]Lakerssamhit_n 409 points 6 hours ago
Congrats to Ayton for getting 2 rebounds in 30 minutes. Even people in this sub can do that by just standing and hoping the ball lands near you.
湖人球迷：恭喜艾顿，30分钟怒摘2板。咱论坛老哥上去光站着等球掉手里，估计都能完成这数据。
[–]LakersHHHogana 78 points 6 hours ago
He played kinda hard in the 4th quarter for some minutes, then of course the team ended up just made multiple turnovers. Also can't believe he got four fouls in three quarters without a rebound, lol.
湖人球迷：他第四节有那么几分钟打得还挺拼，然后嘛，球队当然是以连续失误收场啦。更绝的是，三节4犯0篮板，哈哈哈。
[–]NBASeijuurou 179 points 6 hours ago
A center playing 25 mins with 2 rebounds. Lakers should be ashamed of the level of effort they bring to games.
球迷：一个中锋打了25分钟，抢2个篮板。湖人全队这比赛态度，该感到羞耻。
[–]lets_talk_basketball 83 points 6 hours ago
Don’t worry guys. Last practice was uncomfortable. But this next one will be the one that gets shit changed
球迷：莫慌兄弟们。上次训练是有点“不舒服”。但下次训练，一切都会好起来的！
[–]PistonsDeora_II_Kid 389 points 6 hours ago
I love Cade Cunningham he literally saved my life
活塞球迷：我爱凯德·坎宁安，他简直是我的救星。
[–]Sunsasanisimasa88 62 points 6 hours ago
He’s my favorite player outside of my suns. Love watching the pistons beat people up
太阳球迷：他是我主队之外最喜欢的球员，就爱看活塞揍人。
[–]PistonsNeader 314 points 6 hours ago
Reggie Miller saying the Pistons took the Lakers behind the shed with a belt was incredible
活塞球迷：雷吉·米勒说“活塞用皮带把湖人拽到后院棚屋教训了一顿”，这解说词绝了。
[–]PistonsMattPatriciasFUPA 169 points 6 hours ago
Also spent half the game ripping Luka for his dogshit defense, hilarious.
活塞球迷：他还花了半场比赛狂喷卢卡的垃圾防守，笑不活了。
[–]PistonsCustrdw4lrus 155 points 6 hours ago
I loved when he should’ve been talking about the forearm to the back of LaRavia’s head he was like “look at this fat piece of shit Luka just standing there doing nothing”
活塞球迷：我最爱的一段是，本来该讨论对拉拉维亚后脑勺的那个犯规，他却说：“看看卢卡这个死胖子，就TM在那儿站着看戏。”
[–]SunsAbsoluteScott 248 points 6 hours ago
2 boards in almost 26 minutes played. Well hello again, Deandre.
太阳球迷：接近26分钟，2个篮板。嘿，熟悉的德安德烈（艾顿），你又回来了。
[–]AustraliaProfessional-Pen2928 182 points 6 hours ago
Holland isn’t one to stuff the stat sheet but holy fuck when he’s on he just absolutely gives teams nightmares on both ends. His ceiling is so hard to gauge given he’s so young but at the very least he’ll be a great contributor for his entire career especially if his shot continues to come along. Also shoutout Sasser man he looks so much more comfortable when he’s allowed to just play the game as a pure scorer instead of being forced into that backup pg role hope we see more of him we need the spacing.
球迷：霍兰德不是那种数据刷子，但老天，当他进入状态时，攻防两端都能让对手做噩梦。他太年轻了，上限难以估量，但至少整个职业生涯都会是顶级拼图，特别是如果投篮能持续进步的话。也要夸夸萨瑟，当他被允许纯粹作为得分手打球，而不是被硬推到替补控卫角色时，他看起来自在多了。希望多给他点时间，我们需要他的空间。
[–]Ok_Angle_5995 87 points 6 hours ago
I love watching this Pistons team. They're so well coached and cohesive
球迷：我爱看这支活塞。他们战术素养高，凝聚力强。
[–]Knickspeanut-britle-latte 269 points 6 hours ago
Its 1989. The Pistons are beating the fuck out of the Lakers. It's 2004. The Pistons are beating the fuck out of the Lakers. It's 2025. The Pistons are beating the fuck out of the Lakers.
尼克斯球迷：1989年，活塞暴打湖人。2004年，活塞暴打湖人。2025年，活塞暴打湖人。
[–]Pistonssanitycheck2001 108 points 6 hours ago
this is why the league hates us
活塞球迷：这就是联盟讨厌我们的原因。
[–]Pistonsconfused-koala 136 points 6 hours ago
It’s 1989. The Knicks haven’t won a championship in 16 years. It’s 2004. The Knicks haven’t won a championship in 31 years. It’s 2025. The Knicks haven’t won a championship in 52 years. Stoked for the playoff series
活塞球迷：1989年，尼克斯已16年无冠。2004年，尼克斯已31年无冠。2025年，尼克斯已52年无冠。期待季后赛相遇哦。
[–]Sunsajteitel 181 points 6 hours ago
And we're back to Ayton's usual ways. I will admit, he gave a shit a few weeks longer then I expected, but we're back to our regularly scheduled program.
太阳球迷：得，艾顿又变回老样子了。我承认，他“在乎”的时间比我预计的长了几周，但现在一切又回归日常节目了。
[–]PistonsWhiteKnightRedditor 136 points 6 hours ago
As the starting center he grabbed his first rebound in the 4th quarter
活塞球迷：身为首发中锋，他的第一个篮板出现在第四节。
[–]PistonsTheLastCh1p 106 points 6 hours ago
Lakers are either winning close games or losing in double digits 90% of the time, I don't buy that in the playoffs
活塞球迷：湖人90%的比赛，不是险胜就是两位数惨败。季后赛我可不敢赌。
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